PLEASE come steal my odd socks I have DOZENS and I don’t know what to do with them
Ever think that the dryer doesn’t actually steal your socks, but rather generates new ones from lint as offerings to its master?
Buy only one type of sock. I literally don’t have odd socks anymore. I get a hole in one sock, I throw out one sock, not a pair.
Grow enough confidence to wear mismatch socks. The big Socks Must Match industry steals minutes of ppls life’s each year by peer pressuring individuals into believing that socks must match. I promise you socks still work mismatched.
With the time I save each year I can shitpost on lemmy
I would call the Home Safety Hotline about such activities
Did you know, fae beings are actually more closely related to spiders than trees. The more you know…
It looks like broccoli…
I just got done eating both broccoli and asparagus. I think it looks more like the asparagus.
Just the tip
The green looks like moss. I really want to make one of these.
Is leave my suck dresser open, and throw in a few old underwear in too. Whatever they leave behind will be the best stuff. Fae selected sock, no more thin heels and toe holes!. (Yes there is a typo, autocorrect worked backward and I kinda find it funny)
I love the commitment to typos that improve comments
I love my suck drawer. 🤤
I’d be putting up a motion detector, just in case.
good luck I put all my old socks (and a lot of new ones) in a gift box, you cant open it till Christmas, guess who is it for?
Quentin Tarantino?
Close! Quentin Tarantreeno.
it was for the Fae tree, keep that creep zionist away from me and my new best friend Fae tree
looks like a gigantic cannabis bud, lol
Hallmark remake of Little Otik.
Too many pixels in this pic.
Dug it out of the ground myself!
