(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.
I am god of the beavers.
I’d be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad
Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.
100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.
Time to pay off my debt to a raccoon and fish all day.
Definitely not a bad way to live. Talk to your animal villagers, the debt doesn’t have any interest and you could just never pay it and I’d get to just chill in nature
I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.
If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.
WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.
We have a grim, and painful life to look forward to. At least it will be brief so there’s that.
So you rather die grinding in the factories, in prison, as emperor-corpse food or horribly in battle? Tough choice.
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Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.
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Grow the factory.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW.
Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.
Sounds pretty ideal.
It’s animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.
Animal crossing certainly isn’t the worst one to be stuck in but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can’t really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can’t move there and you also can’t visit the mainland).
Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
Sometimes you might want some variety, like you might want to go on vacation to some exotic places.
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Rimwold. I’ll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla’s bite.
Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.
I’d be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.
Is your mother by any chance a religious nut with a knife?
