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BubsyFanboy to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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Sweden denies Polish official's claim its preschools have "masturbation rooms"

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BubsyFanboy to World News@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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"It is deplorable that disinformation about Sweden is spread in this way," wrote the embassy.
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    It’s really hard to tell if you’re joking, because there are people who actually think that.

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      I used to work in a boogie tech office that converted a conference room to a nap and mediation room. It has artificial grass and lots of pillows.

      While I do think it was a nice perk, I personally get more of a productivity boost from a quickie than a power nap. But everyone’s different.

      Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office. But I do think it could be nice, though I can’t see how to make it sanitary.

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        Just use a jizz container.

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          Girl, I squirt tho

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            I don’t see the problem here.

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              I need a tarp with a funnel. A container alone is not sufficient.

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                Bed pans might suffice with a strategic hole cut out.

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        It would have to be some kind of single-stall facility where you can flush the entire room when you leave… like a decontamination chamber or something.

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          Yeah I mean cover everything in stainless steel and tile, but now it feels like a ghetto WC in the underground or a prison. Not so nice & comfy.

          Workers deserves comfortable masterbation stations for their all their hard labor.

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          Or just wait until you get home to touch your dick.

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        Fortunately I work from home, so I don’t need a masturbation station at some shared office.

        The Mitchell and Webb Look - Working From Home

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            Thanks bot I was counting on you!

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