Forgot “Yes, but you maybe only stream in 720p because you’re on Linux :D” 🤡
And its cousin “yes, but your browser doesn’t have the right DRM software embedded in it, go fuck yourself”
“I tried to load an ad and failed and forgot where you were in the show so I’m just gonna start over. Oh hey it’s the beginning of the show, have an ad.”
-Hulu, actually.
Worse:
“I’m aware that you’re paying nearly $30 a month for our Ad-Free tier; but this content creator still demands we put Ads on this shit. Here’s an Ad!” Crashes and refuses to begin playback again when your browser that’s configured to block those ads blocks it.
Also the related “Yes, but only we only have a low-bitrate 1080p copy of that 4K HDR movie”
You could also make one for vpn.
Guy comes back with a obvious disguise and vpn on the back of his coat, asking the same streaming service: “I’m totally from another country, do you have this movie?”
“Yes we do! Enjoy your movie!”
Your local library also has a lot of stuff that’s not on any streaming service. I’ve watched a lot of movies that way.
