Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?message-squaremessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down112
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squarebfg9k@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·1 year agoMy wife and I have a whole system: one grunt = I love you / thanks two grunts = I want attention and love one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it two short grunts = I want to fuck you three short grunts = I’m hungry and want snacks
minus-squareBlankmann@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoTim? How’s Mr. Wilson these days? lol
minus-squaremycatiskai@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoWhat happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoSo the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
My wife and I have a whole system:
Tim? How’s Mr. Wilson these days? lol
What happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
¿Por que no los dos?
So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
Haha this is wholesome! 💗