BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoWhat do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?message-squaremessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1112arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekilleronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·1 year agoDuring his next public speech, you’d notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he’s suddenly an inch taller.
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year ago"Doppelgangers! Listen! There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning. The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night. The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "
During his next public speech, you’d notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he’s suddenly an inch taller.
"Doppelgangers! Listen!
There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning.
The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night.
The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "
Took me a few moments to get this