• fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        I’m sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white.

        Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.

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          2 years ago

          Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.

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          2 years ago

          I hope ‘going to therapy to treat your depression because you can’t force yourself to go out and exercise’ is offered as an alternative too.

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        2 years ago

        If the company is operating in good faith, they will be making “reasonable accommodations” for disabled workers.

        The top tier of this program requires about 30 minutes of running per day. I’m sure we can find a similarly intensive workout to meet the needs and capabilities of disabled workers, numbnuts.