• Makeitstop@lemmy.world
    2·
    2 years ago

    I remember the time that a friend of mine was lying on a bed, looking me in the eye and saying “fuck me” and I somehow missed the hint.

    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      2 years ago

      First time I was at a bath house this cute guy started talking to my and asked “so, are you a daddy?”

      “Yeah! I’ve got two kids and they’re…”