(I have low standards)
Hey are you a cigarette? cuz baby you’re subsidized as fuck and heavily marketed to children and you make me hack up a fuckin lung every time I smell you
Hey, are you a cigarette?
Why? Because I’m smoking?
Because being around you gave me cancer.
Bah gawd! That man has a family!
*had.
Haha thanks you too
Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt
Wait, no
Cause my butt is lit and I’m drooling on you
Wait Wait… No
Cause I’m objectifying you so much it’s life threatening, but it’s ok cause society normalized me
Nailed it
You are what you… What you eat?
I’ve seen someone do that. A whole pack.
Pin worms dude.
Basic hygiene my dude.
Literally nobody’s ass is that clean.
Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.
Sweetest thing I’ve read all day and it’s about eating ass
Never thought I’d read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole
genital sex
as opposed to…?
Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .
Look, you must remember: ear sex isn’t real sex.
My washlet and high water pressure says otherwise.
It’s more the food sanitation standards than any ass cleaning. A bidet won’t get rid of worms living in your intestines, no matter how high you dial the pressure.
I don’t have worms. Your statement was that nobody’s ass is that clean. Mine is clean, pressure washed every day.
And they say romance is dead…
Hey, are you a cigarette? Because you smell bad. Go take a shower.
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