Poplar?@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year agoScience rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1433arrow-down10
arrow-up1433arrow-down1imageScience rulei.imgur.comPoplar?@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareskye@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoi also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox
minus-squareRIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoI’ve been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.
minus-squareskye@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agothey should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!
minus-squaredrengbarazi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoWhat do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?
minus-squareRachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoI think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers
minus-squareskye@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 year agonow that u mention it i can’t think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)
i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox
I’ve been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.
they should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!
What do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?
I think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers
now that u mention it i can’t think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right
maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)