I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it’s worth their contempt.
Since I only know of the Burger King Whopper, I’m really confused right now.
They are a candy, malt balls covered in milk chocolate. Malt is one of those divisive flavors. The name is confusing!
Maltesers
Playing the long game …niiice
Ever bit into a stale one that’s turned chewy? Happened to me once and the thought of eating another Whopper makes me gag
oh absolutely, but i am too much of a fatass to care. they’re still good
Those ones are my favorite
Only once? Those are rookie numbers
Why would you remind me of this traumatic experience???
Do yourself a favor and try Malteasers. You can often get them at World Market or the ‘international’ aisle at your grocery store.
Noted. I’ll see if I can find them.
Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.
This is it for me. I don’t even like most candy after the first one or two. I’ll have something and think ‘oh that’s good’ but then not go back for more, but with peanut m&ms I can and will keep going until they’re gone.
The only way to regulate my intake is not to buy them.
I’ve yet to discover the amount needed for me not be able to eat them all in one standing.
Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.
Try Mamba!
Specifically sour mamba in the 4 pack so you get all 4 flavors
They are what Now or Later should have been all along.
They were baby teeth, I didn’t need those fillings anyway
They are good, but they take kinda plasticy
Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I’m like, “What?!” I will chew those things all day long.
I can eat a bag per year then I decide I’m done
Lewis Black would like a word. https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY?si=03k6RlNNn7II4tIY
Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
Oh, wait… I should have made this a post, not a comment?
Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.
I didn’t even know these were a thing. Now I’m trying to decide if I should avoid them to avoid getting addicted, or if I should go buy a bag!
Palpatine voice Dew it
…black licorice
Sue me
But like proper swedish black licorice / salmiak or jelly belly?
Proper!
Salty or no? If yes, are you from Finland?
Sometimes, sometimes not. It depends on the day.
And sadly no, I come from a less enlightened country. Nobody here likes black licorice it seems.
We’ve got salty liquorice chocolate and ice cream aswell. They’re both amazing.
Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I’m going to punch you in the stomach.
“ I’m not going over there. Last time I brought gummy bears and he punched me in the stomach.”
Getting punched in the stomach after sugar-free Haribo gummy bears is my fetish.
Better finish that off with a nice bag of olestra chips
Delete this. Albanese are too soft. Haribo perfected the chewiness.
Fair.
This is funny to me. I just got told by my co-worker that Albanese is the best gummy candy and way better than everything else. I mentioned Haribo and he was not impressed. I tried the Albanese sour gummy worms and I have to admit were really good.
Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints
I’m usually more of a savory guy. I’ll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers
Red vines, once I open a bag it’s game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.
I’m a Twizzlers guy myself. No one in my family gets it.
I rotate back and forth. Sometimes I’m all about Red Vines then a few months later it will be Twizzlers. Right now, I’m on a Twizzlers kick. But who knows next week I could find myself craving Red Vines again. And I have no idea why.
They are too waxy and it overwhelms the flavor.
Give me a pack of Red Vines and a large popcorn with a blueberry ICEE please.
Do you bite off both ends of the Red Vine and use it as a straw. Good times.
Yep, it gets pretty slimy though.
A plastic-in-your-mouth enthusiast I see
I like to use Red Vines as edible straws for mountain dew. The flavors just mesh so well
Proper scandinavian salt licorice. Salmiakki ❤️
Oh man, thanks for reminding me of an addiction I had a few years ago. Time to hit up amazon.
Edit: I did it, 4 diffent types on their way lol.
Smarties, which I’m aware are pure sugar
Which Smarties?
there is only 1 correct answer…
Edit: Ah wait…“pure sugar” gives it away. Apologies but that was not the correct answer 🙃
I love smarties. And necco wafers.
Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don’t watch it
Omg yogurt covered raisins too
Mmmmm, I forgot about those
Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.
that was gonna be my answer. if they ever come out with a bagged unwrapped mini bites version it’s fuckin over for me
Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.
Outside of that, Easter egg reese’s pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.
OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
I like Aldi’s chocolate. All of it.
