Tell them you fucked their mom
“I’m the motherfucker now”
Perfect
Seeing kids surpass me in skills I taught them how to do is (for me) a fantastic feeling
I want to see them be better than I was at whatever I taught them
Someday our children’s children children and so on will be so powerful
3,600 degree noscope headshots incoming
Yeah I won’t do that. Can’t go through the pain of showing them my account name. ‘Dad why are there all these x at the beginning and the end of your ridiculous name?’
“Because I fucked your mom” is the obvious answer
Thats a medal of honour.
No it’s a call of duty.
I had the same arc with MarioKart. The first years were all fun, then they started rolling and I had to start pushing to keep up. Now? They’re almost all adults so it’s a real fight to pull wins and I couldn’t be prouder!
Me playing Brawl Stars with my cousin and nephews
