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frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

What is your country's "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"?

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What is your country's "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"?

frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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  • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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    You can hope in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

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      Oh my god, I did not expect to be hit with the wisdom stick THAT hard

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        Don’t worry it missed you.

        Ayyylmao jk love you.

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      Dare I ask which country speaks words that cannot be truer.

      Edit: saw your instance…

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        In sweden there is the same but with spit in one hand, wish in the other.

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          Sorry, sir, I like shit.

      • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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        That’s right. It’s from New Zealand.

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      That is actually pretty funny.

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        It’s incredibly fun to drop on people when they innocently 'I hope blah blah blah.

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