with blackjack and hookers
To shreds, you say?
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My favorite Futurama quote of all time!
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
Oo oo
I’m having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
My go-to favourites are “Shut up baby, I know it” & “To shreds you say”.
My wife says “Shut up baby, I know it” regularly.
I’m 40% Futurama references
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Two live full-time in my brain:
- “No dogfood for Victor tonight.”
- “That’s a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface.”
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
If I don’t survive, tell my wife hello.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
