“Roll acrobatics, I guess.”
“Natural 20!”
"Ok… You contort your body in ways that no humanoid creature should be able to, and successfully fit inside the jar.
"Can I get everyone else to make a Wisdom saving throw, please?
"Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
“Ok, everybody else now thinks you’re a djinni.”
If the whole door is a jar, it’s probably easy to fit in.
Well, how big is a djinis front door?
Depends on the size of the djinni. Not all of them are enslaved in lamps and such, you know!
Later the rogue was eaten by a gazebo. :)
For those unaware, since this is quite old: https://dungeonsdragons.fandom.com/wiki/Eric_and_the_Gazebo
Thank you, I tried to search “gazebo problem” and didn’t come up with anything
The gazebo is in the right, the rogue shot first
I thought it was Eric the Paladin. I remember because I have a ttrpg friend named Eric who we mocked in a friendly way about that story.
And then they find atire
I climb into the tire
Ah, but you did not know if it was open or not.
just tabaxi things
The door is slightly ajar.
Okay… but like… how much ajar?
Umm… a little bit.
So which little bit is ajar?
Huh?
The top, the bottom, the middle, the inside, the outside or the handles?
that’s just me playing Zork
Ah yes, the Gazebo problem.
“I attack the gazebo.”
Hilarious that I was listening to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ69ny57pR0 when this post popped on my tiny display thing
Jazz Emu is a perfect human being
Thanks for sharing this, just subscribed!
No problems, Jazz Emu is a very underrated artist and deserves more attention.
This can happen with new players who are native English speakers too, as D&D has a fair deal of vocabulary not everyone knows. Words like charisma and melee really got popularized by D&D.
Deep cut here: When I was a kid (ages past) and first heard friends talk about D&D, I thought there was a lens to keep you on the border. And without it, you might go straight Into The Unknown.
Teenage me pronouncing “braziers” as “brassieres” and my players wondering what the fuck I was talking about.
More like Bill Hicks on acid playing dnd…
Im pretty sure I saw this as a visual gag in a Muppet Babies comic book in the 80s! I think it was issue #13… I might still have it packed away somewhere
“Your party is walking along when you come upon a wizard in a jar. Do you let him out?” (h/t to Adam Savidan.)
