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graphito@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 1 year ago

Ancient technique to win any lady

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Ancient technique to win any lady

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graphito@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 1 year ago
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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    Unfortunately, I am not allowed to carry my sword in public in my country.

    • graphito@beehaw.orgOP
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      Yeah me too, that clearly explains our “success” with women

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        Well, my success is more tied to being aroace and not knowing for a long time. But, the sword would have made things easier.

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          My weapon is choice is a flail, what do I do?

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            Find a woman with a strong chin

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            Reap.

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      Are you the guy with the tiny master sword in the UK that was recently in the news?

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        Nah, that guy is rotting in jail right now

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