boomer-pilled.
Considering the son is going to stay a child for the rest of his unlife as well, I think inheritance would be the least of his worries.
“Don’t worry son, we’ll get you a Playstation or something!”
Vampire fiction story where every matriarch/patriarch accepts that the way they die of “old age” is when one of their underlings gets sick of being promised all the power and not getting it so they get fed up/ kill their master/ learn the same secret.
basically star wars sith plots
That’s literally the desired outcome of the Rule of Two.
This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.
Yeah can you imagine what it would be like if Elon and Donnie were immortal? Yikes!
Entropy is our friend
My dad is Dracula (and also an asshole)
What, the curtains?
Oh we do age, just very slowly.
remember that vampires are an allegory of corporations.
Vampire legends existed thousands of years before corporations.
