Once again want to make the comparison with medieval peasants freaking the fuck out seeing people smoke tobacco for the first time, absolutely terrified of something they can’t even define or understand
Well that tracks because your average white G*mer chud is a medieval peasant with wifi who freaks out at black people smoking weed.
I’m afraid you’ve been diagnosed with Type 2 Woke.
Type 2 Woke is caused by Chud Resistance and High Blood Woke Level as opposed to Type 1 woke which is congenital to Women and Non-Whites
One of my friends is so actually out of touch he didnt bemieve me when i told him “tyrone vs cops” was racist
“yes, tyrone is clearly the good guy right? How can this be racist?”
His racism detectors dont go off unless someone says the N word
I support Tyrone in his unrelenting quest to kill cops.
Gam*rs…
In a way this is the fault of advertising in the US. The memories these chuds have of some better age for gaming were never real, they want their franchises to bring them what no video game can but what so much media now gets advertised as: a restoration of their hopeful youth where they could still be taken by complete surprise in a pleasant way.
I think the internet being a thing and gaming no longer being a thing you did hanging out irl with irl friends and instead dome online with Randoms had led to chuds thinking the same thing I do but I think it about them, they think.it about us:
"Games used to be better when I didn’t know THEY also like games. "
I think a big part of the nostalgia is associating gaming with having fun with your pals and your pals didn’t dunk on your world view like a stranger will and they go with that. In the end I think anyone with video game nostalgia really deep down just miss when playing video games involved also being with friends irl
I’d say they live in a hell of their own making, but I’d like their hell to be about 1000% more hellish please
Monkeys paw curls
oh no i accidentally took both Type 1 and Type 2 i’m turning into the wokenstein!
type 1 and type 2 is mildly annoying because it doesn’t convey any information.
just have one body and add some more sliders
Voice options are more fucking annoying. Give me information and not TYPE 1 TYPE 2 TYPE 3 TYPE 4 TYPE 5 TYPE 6 TYPE 7 TYPE 8
Seriously it’s not offensive to say feminine-old feminine-young feminine-middle feminine-scottish-accent etc etc etc
yeah definitely feels like an overcorrection.
cuckold simulator? Oh shit do you play as the PM of australia doing the americans’ bidding?
Haven’t played Elden Ring yet, what is ‘woke’ about it?
Probably nothing lol.
Cerebus mentioned theres some enby stuff? Idk.
ETA: Oh also in the description in the screenshot it apparently does the “body type 1, body type 2” thing.
… this is a joke, right?
I looked up the page and no its real.
i assumed the page exists what im saying is are we sure the page isn’t just some satire to fuck with the rightwing
I don’t think so because they name specific translators who make games ”woke”, that doesn’t sound like something a satire page would do because it’s a weird detail but not really exaggerated enough to be funny as satire.
They think SNK is good because they’re owned by Saudi Arabia, guess chud Islamophobia is less strong than chud hatred of wokeness at this point.
No I meant like, I went to the full page and based on what Im seeing there my read is that its legit. They seem to be connected to boundingintocomics which is like a right wing culture war site.
oooh, hahahaha. this is such a big “telling on yourself” moment for them then