unironically every Final Fantasy game that has had voice acting (yes, including 14 if only because I can’t speed through voice acted cutscenes. Thank you Wuk Lamat I love you).
Hell, let’s throw every Fire Emblem game that has had voice acting up there with it.
The entirety of the Xenoblade series (seriously cannot stand those british mfers )
Unironically the worst expansion the game has ever had and I say that as someone who came in at the end of Stormblood. Definitely the first expansion I’ve ever actually skipped cutscenes in and I powered through all 120+ Post-ARR quests before they downsized them without skipping a single one. It was genuinely the first area that made me think “oh I know exactly how this fucking expansion is gonna go” and lo & behold -
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“Yes, Wuk Lamat is the ideal Dawnservant because she…likes people…no stop asking me why all my children are fucking idiots Warrior of Light - also guess what all your favorite Scions are here for no reason just so you can have them in Duty Support”.
Didn’t even mind the off-screening of Krile’s whole part of the expansion (I hate her, god please can we trade her back for Lyse…) but LOL yeah the last trial was ridiculously directed for English VA and yet, even if it had been a perfectly voiced line, I’m so tired of the cringe “Wait Warrior of Light let me help you!!” final trial second phase that we’ve gotten two expansions in a row. (actually technically three if you count a certain someone in Seat of Sacrifice LOL)
To make matters worse though, I’m like 99.9% sure that with all the Wuk Lamat focused backlash, the next expansion will be even more of the Scions spoonfed to you - which uh…sure I don’t mind most of the Scions but CBU3 apparently hates having any unique characters take center stage in a dungeon or trial or the plot. I actually miss the random Scion Conjurer, Thaumaturge, Healer, etc NPCs that were used for Pre-Stormblood content because at least then it felt like I was just taking a group of actual fighters with me instead of wondering why the fuck Y’shtola is even here and why the fuck she can cast Cure as a Black Mage DPS…
Yeah it wasn’t Wuk Lamat herself that really got me, I didn’t think the character was horrible - it was just the tediousness of the 100 quests being 90% fetch/speak to X person quests, which aren’t really an issue when it is just a text cutscene because I will happy smash 0 on my numpad until every line has been uttered and the cutscene is over & read it in the chatbox - but the voice acted ones where you can only progress a single line at a time and have to wait for their animations to finish…ergh.
Like 30+ quests where you and Wuk Lamat and/or the Scions have 2 minute long cutscene to discuss something that was quite literally already mentioned. Why god why…and sadly, it is pretty par for the course for the game. Like I’ve had a bunch of people in my FC share this VG post
And every time I’m like “yeah that’s the entirety of the MSQ just switch Wuk Lamat with your choice of Scion or Zenos”.
Honestly I group her with Y’shtola and Graha - since they all share essentially the same purpose when it comes to the story.
WoL encounters a problem > Krile/Graha/Y’shtola has a magical solution > Yay we solved it.
I suppose the reason I dislike Krile more than Graha (although he is certainly up there - I am absolutely one of those ‘I liked him more as the Exarch’ players) or Y’shtola is because they have a lot more personality than just “magical know-it-all” and honestly, ever since like 6.0 Krile has taken a lot more of that role whereas Y’shtola can only be bothered if it is some sort of portal. Honestly think the whole reason they gave her PCT and yet fell flat on her whole part of Dawntrail was specifically because she has literally been a one-note character for 4 expansions but even then… Honestly as a lala player I think I just get annoyed at how every living lalafell is either a cutesy know-it-all that is easily frightened (Tataru, Krile) or just irredeemably evil (basically every other lalafell else except Raubahn’s adopted son) - there’s basically no middle ground.
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I will say for the record though that I would’ve gladly traded the entirety of hot bunny boy and his hot bunny mommy’s Dawntrail plot for the same amount of quests focused on Krile’s parents and rightfully so, because what the fuck Square Enix you give us like 10 quests where he’s being sad because his mom is dead but Krile’s reveal was essentially off-screened; very cool let’s go get them some ice cream Wuk Lamat - but still, she is probably my most disliked Scion lol
unironically every Final Fantasy game that has had voice acting (yes, including 14 if only because I can’t speed through voice acted cutscenes. Thank you Wuk Lamat I love you).
Hell, let’s throw every Fire Emblem game that has had voice acting up there with it.
The entirety of the Xenoblade series (seriously cannot stand those british mfers
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Unironically the worst expansion the game has ever had and I say that as someone who came in at the end of Stormblood. Definitely the first expansion I’ve ever actually skipped cutscenes in and I powered through all 120+ Post-ARR quests before they downsized them without skipping a single one. It was genuinely the first area that made me think “oh I know exactly how this fucking expansion is gonna go” and lo & behold -
spoiler
“Yes, Wuk Lamat is the ideal Dawnservant because she…likes people…no stop asking me why all my children are fucking idiots Warrior of Light - also guess what all your favorite Scions are here for no reason just so you can have them in Duty Support”.
Didn’t even mind the off-screening of Krile’s whole part of the expansion (I hate her, god please can we trade her back for Lyse…) but LOL yeah the last trial was ridiculously directed for English VA and yet, even if it had been a perfectly voiced line, I’m so tired of the cringe “Wait Warrior of Light let me help you!!” final trial second phase that we’ve gotten two expansions in a row.
(actually technically three if you count a certain someone in Seat of Sacrifice LOL)
To make matters worse though, I’m like 99.9% sure that with all the Wuk Lamat focused backlash, the next expansion will be even more of the Scions spoonfed to you - which uh…sure I don’t mind most of the Scions but CBU3 apparently hates having any unique characters take center stage in a dungeon or trial or the plot. I actually miss the random Scion Conjurer, Thaumaturge, Healer, etc NPCs that were used for Pre-Stormblood content because at least then it felt like I was just taking a group of actual fighters with me instead of wondering why the fuck Y’shtola is even here and why the fuck she can cast Cure as a Black Mage DPS…
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Yeah it wasn’t Wuk Lamat herself that really got me, I didn’t think the character was horrible - it was just the tediousness of the 100 quests being 90% fetch/speak to X person quests, which aren’t really an issue when it is just a text cutscene because I will happy smash 0 on my numpad until every line has been uttered and the cutscene is over & read it in the chatbox - but the voice acted ones where you can only progress a single line at a time and have to wait for their animations to finish…ergh.
Like 30+ quests where you and Wuk Lamat and/or the Scions have 2 minute long cutscene to discuss something that was quite literally already mentioned. Why god why…and sadly, it is pretty par for the course for the game. Like I’ve had a bunch of people in my FC share this VG post
And every time I’m like “yeah that’s the entirety of the MSQ just switch Wuk Lamat with your choice of Scion or Zenos”.
Feels like shit just want Ysayle back…
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The best characters get killed before they even see through the expansion - happens every time. At least
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Papalymo
got to see two
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Honestly I group her with Y’shtola and Graha - since they all share essentially the same purpose when it comes to the story.
WoL encounters a problem > Krile/Graha/Y’shtola has a magical solution > Yay we solved it.
I suppose the reason I dislike Krile more than Graha (although he is certainly up there - I am absolutely one of those ‘I liked him more as the Exarch’ players) or Y’shtola is because they have a lot more personality than just “magical know-it-all” and honestly, ever since like 6.0 Krile has taken a lot more of that role whereas Y’shtola can only be bothered if it is some sort of portal. Honestly think the whole reason they gave her PCT and yet fell flat on her whole part of Dawntrail was specifically because she has literally been a one-note character for 4 expansions but even then… Honestly as a lala player I think I just get annoyed at how every living lalafell is either a cutesy know-it-all that is easily frightened (Tataru, Krile) or just irredeemably evil (basically every other lalafell else except Raubahn’s adopted son) - there’s basically no middle ground.
spoiler
I will say for the record though that I would’ve gladly traded the entirety of hot bunny boy and his hot bunny mommy’s Dawntrail plot for the same amount of quests focused on Krile’s parents and rightfully so, because what the fuck Square Enix you give us like 10 quests where he’s being sad because his mom is dead but Krile’s reveal was essentially off-screened; very cool let’s go get them some ice cream Wuk Lamat - but still, she is probably my most disliked Scion lol
Return to ogre, peak jrpg story