Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • Padit@feddit.deEnglish
    33·
    1 year ago

    Use anti diarrhea medication, for example Loperamide, it’s available in every normal pharmacy (found it in France and Germany, no idea where you are). It will basically numb all your muscles in your gut and it will become impossible to poop.

    For three days that should be fine, but you should reduce your food volume a bit.

    This is unhealthy and stupid!!! But it works and is not crazy dangerous for your body.

    P.S.:I guess you should just overcome your social fears and poop like a normal person.

    • tourist@lemmy.worldEnglish
      33·
      1 year ago

      This is unhealthy and stupid!!

      So long as we’re giving this kind of advice, I don’t know why we’re stopping at loperamide

      OP, heroin and other psychotropic opioids do the exact same thing. They’re much cheaper and more fun.

      You could also superglue your anus shut. Fun imho but many will disagree

      • Mattchenzo@reddthat.comEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        I’ll definitely grant you “more fun”, but cheaper??? Either you need a new Immodium guy or I need a new heroin guy…

        I mean, I definitely need a new heroin guy, but that’s not the point and has nothing to do with OP, lol