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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon falls in love

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Anon falls in love

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • rbn@sopuli.xyz
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    Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

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      deleted by creator

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can’t see your lips they won’t understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

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      • Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org
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        or he may have signed while saying it.

        • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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          I think it would be instinct by that point.

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

    Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

    • Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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      Also “she gave me her number.” And? Did you call her?

      (I guess I’m dating myself here because texting is a thing, but…)

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

    • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      WHO’S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

  • sweetpotato@lemmy.ml
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    This is really cute, but the first thing you should’ve said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.

    • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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      “So, as I was trying to say…”

      • DeanFogg@lemm.ee
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        Come here often?

  • sir_pronoun@lemmy.world
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    Maybe it was a bit much to ask that during such an emotional moment? I mean, let the woman decide when she has her wits together…

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  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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    This is fake, but not gay.

  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

  • AlexanderESmith@social.alexanderesmith.com
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    Hears her Mom for the first time… which means she’s never heard words before… how the fuck does she know what “I love you, please marry me” is supposed to mean? It’s just a jumble of new, incomprehensible sounds…

    Being able to read and write doesn’t mean you can understand spoken language, or speak.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      Deaf people know how to read lips to understand people who don’t know sign language. Also “hears for the first time” might be an embelishment in the story - lots of people are partially deaf and can hear something, just not enough to understand the words and they revert to lip reading.

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    I love wholesome greentexts

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    To much word!

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      Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

      • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        Cry

        • thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca
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          evrytiem

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    She scribbled her number on the note? What number was that?

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