I love using Consoomer, as recent as a while ago. This is the perfect term to describe people who spend their every waking minute, feeling like they’ve got to go buy things. It isn’t because they’re buying to survive or sustain. They’re buying just to consoom. Cattle with wallets as I’ve called them.

I also like Coomer, because it makes fun of people who’re obsessed with jacking off and pornography in unhealthy ways.

  • @TK420@lemmy.world
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    “The sub ConsumeProduct is a front for anti-Semites under the guise of genuine anti-consumerism. Looking through their comments makes that abundantly clear”

    Also

    “A coomer is a stereotypical degenerate porn addict. The template is used to critique not only pornography but also “woke” sexual politics in general (such as to mock the idea that sex work is a legitimate profession).

    4chan being 4chan, the sub’s full of shit about how porn is a Jewish plot to destroy the white race or whatever.”

    So, OP is an anti-semitic.

  • Kerb
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    i like to use “skill issue” from time to time

  • @leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    bork rings a bell for me. from the sweedish chef. my headcanon is when you try to work but totally borked it. the original intention may be different.

    sus. suspicious. easier to say and since everybody almost knows it, they can easily catch on. totally not “jesus”.

    gg/rip. good game. i find very flexible to use and feels like it’s acceptable in most circumstances to mean “it’s over”.

  • Codex
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    As a person who occasionally makes confessional asides “to the camera” I find it amusing to rhetorically ask “Chat” about things. “Ugh, I don’t wanna cook tonight. How about it Chat, we ordering pizza?”

  • @Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    I’ve come to love anything related to music.

    This song is a total bop

    This shit slaps!

    And so on…

    I love it to annoy people that think new slang is stupid, but it’s also nice to have new words to describe music, I think.

  • @otp@sh.itjust.works
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    “Consoomer” would just sound like someone who read the word “consumer” and never heard it, especially someone who doesn’t speak English as a first language. I would never guess it’s an internet word! Haha

    • @dufkm@lemmy.world
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      28 hours ago

      My unpopular opinion is that I absolutely hate this phrase. Also, “not gonna lie”, yuck.

      I’m weak for “it’s a Dutch paradox”.

      • @Ludrol
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        Just remove it with this simple command
        rm -fr \

  • slazer2au
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    1414 hours ago

    I’m always in favour of green text “be me” instead of I.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    18 hours ago

    I have a pet tanuki, which are also known as raccoon dogs, and I like to combine the slang term for raccoon which is “trash panda” and the slang term for dog which is “doggo”.