YOUR PESTERING SEXUAL ADVANCES ARE INDICATIVE OF A REGRESSIVE PATRIARCHAL CULTURE. THESE SOCIAL NORMS ARE ECHOES OF AN ANCESTRY WHERE WOMEN WERE TRADED LIKE CATTLE AS A MEANS OF SETTLING LAND DISPUTES BETWEEN OTHERWISE INDISTINGUISHABLE CLANS. THE ANTHROPOLOGICAL RECORD BEARS OUT THE ROOTS OF YOUR SEXUAL INADEQUACY AS WELL AS YOUR STUNTED EMOTIONAL PROCESSING. UNTIL YOU HAVE DECONSTRUCTED THE STRUCTURAL MISOGYNY WIRED DEEPLY INTO YOUR RIGHT SUPRAMARGINAL GYRUS, I ADVISE YOU GIVE MY PARTNERS SOME SPACE. BESIDES, THE STENCH OF AL-GUL BOUNDING FROM YOUR EVERY ORIFICE IS MAKING ALL OF US NAUSEOUS.

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR PROBLEMATIC HOT TAKE

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