• I’ve read books.
• In multiple languages.
• And I can read musical notes.
• I’m a capable home cook.
• I’ve built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
• My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
• If you can read this, you know that I can write.
• I can cut down vegetation.
• I can even dive.
• Yes, I open the camera app daily.
• There’s an app for that as well.
• I’m wearing my backpack already.
• Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.