- I’ve read books.
- In multiple languages.
- And I can read musical notes.
- I’m a capable home cook.
- I’ve built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
- My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
- If you can read this, you know that I can write.
- I can cut down vegetation.
- I can even dive.
- Yes, I open the camera app daily.
- There’s an app for that as well.
- I’m wearing my backpack already.
- Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.
Which is why I have an orgy every night.
If he’s proud of fucking a man, that’s fine. Weird way to write it, though.