millipedes are fine, they’re earthworms wearing power armor
centipedes are the horrifying ones, they are a dozen spiders fused together and with their morals removed…and apparently basement-centipedes are eating silverfish and other ookies.
Centipede-bro, I say. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. Etc
They what? I need to threaten more
roombasmillipedes apparently.Me getting high as fuck after I smoke a bowl of ground up millipedes in order to treat my raging haemorrhoids
Sounds like you’re smoking those millipedes through the wrong orifice my dude
The one time you can be thankful for someone blowing smoke up your ass!
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Please don’t start licking millipedes, y’all…
Yea not unless you attack them first.
Maybe I should get a roomba.
Wait, what was that about Roombas sweating hallucinogens?
Can I lick them like those psychedelic toads?
You shouldn’t be licking toads, little dummy! /lh
Now… How hallucinogenic and can it be separated from the toxin?
Is this why your finger stink after touching them?
Now waitaminit—you’re saying that my Roomba has hallucinogens inside it? I tripped over it the other day, but this is a much different kind of bad trip hazard than I was led to think.
And they’re cute as hell!
