• Duranie@lemmy.film
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      1 year ago

      LPT - only open one eye if you need any lights. Instead of being blinded by the light only to be lost in darkness when you turn it off, the eye you kept closed will remain more adjusted to the dark so you don’t step on the dog after you turned the light back off.

  • prenupbutter@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    My bathroom is literally two feet away from my pallet bed and this is how drunkenly decimated my big toe on the corner of one of the splintery pallets.

    Woke up with my foot glued to the blood-soaked blanket, and bloody footprints leading to the bathroom from half-consciously trying to rinse off my foot at another point in the night lol. Straight up looked like I’d murdered someone, I had no idea a toe could bleed that much.

  • Squiglet@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Sometimes I want to pee so bad that I dream I got up and went to pee. Then I realise it was just a dream and really have to go.

  • Indie@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Jesus Christ you plebs! Buy a toilet light that is motion sensored to illuminate the bowl to whatever colour you want.

    No need to turn on the lights.

    I don’t suggest changing the light to red either. Also, I do not suggest putting it to the rear of the toilet.

    Just pee to the side of the toilet while you watch the light.

    It’s much better than turning on the light, peeing to the side of the toilet, and then going back to bed being kept up by wondering if you clean stuff up now or first thing in the morning.