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An image of Jackie Chan wearing a tuxedo with super imposed text on top and bottom: “quickly“ “name 3 things that aren’t Jackie Chan“
Elefant, spaceships, tacos
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
FUCK
An animated kung-fu martial artist monkey
A super cop
A chinese native that travels overseas to America and teams up with either Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker look-a-likes to save another Chinese native, generally a young woman.
Jackie Coogan
Chan Marshall
Jackie Chan
F U C K !Is this image of Jackie Chan in a tuxedo from the movie The Tuxedo, featuring Jackie Chan?
GROUCHO MARX, uh, THE 1973 PARIS PEACE ACCORDS, JACKIE CHA- FUCK!
Cheese grater
A Strom Thurmond filibuster
A weevil
Thank you so much, a classic
Nice
Uhhh toothpaste. That’s one.
Kung Fu
Tofu
Ramen
Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats
Electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors
Jet Lee, Michelle Yeoh, Stephen Chow?
Asian people are not things, Shannon!
Wacky Flan
Snacky Dan
Khaki TanBow tie, shirt, jacket.
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
