In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
That doesn’t narrow it down as much as you’d think
CHOO CHOO
How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?
In my case, at least one
One more, Tim.
One more.
Two more.
Like one girl cock I think
Phew I’m straight then.
Like one girl cock I think
This isn’t an impossible thing to do nowadays.
If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
In a row?
Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: literally gay
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
Real and bi
One of the few anon stories that seems plausible
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
What about touching other peoples’ dicks?
Dick is dick I’d say
You’re you trying to bend the rules!
My wife is definitely gay then
Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
Edit: a word
I’m over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
Yeah, I’m over 40. SpongeBob didn’t exist when I was in high school.
Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔
Yeah I’m Songebob, middle school didn’t exist when I was 30
And you think it’s weird that people under 40 are on the internet? I’m almost 30 and SpongeBob has been on since I was in daipers
1999 grandpa. Anyone born after 1981 will have had the option of SpongeBob. That having been said it wasn’t until the mid to late 2010s that I remember seeing grown ass adults obsessed with, and spouting lines from, a children’s cartoon from 1999. So mostly 90s kids.
This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.
“hear me out man”
“I have an idea for a great prank.”
Ahh, they must’ve whispered “no homo” before getting in the showers together!
Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
Tim is getting married at ~22?
Americans marry early. And often.
whats wrong with that?
So much.
thanks for the explanation.
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Heh. Tell me your from Utah without telling me you’re from Utah.
I meant more the other direction. Marrying anyone under 30 is crazy. I’m glad it worked out for you but 22 year olds are children that sometimes get blackout drunk for fun. I remember myself and my dating age cohort at 22, any of us making any permanent decision is kinda crazy.
Speak for yourself, I was pretty responsible by 22-ish and got married around then. I’m still happily married.
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Good for you little buddy, your brain wasn’t done and you were uneducated and severely underexperienced in all things but you picked the right choice. Congrats. Sometimes chicken entrails predict the weather, more often than chance even. That doesn’t mean meteorologists are at risk of bird flu.
You sound lonely
I’m kind of sad that you haven’t changed enough to be incompatible with that person. The people I was into at 22 are not the people I am into now.
Maybe they just found a partner who evolved like themself? It doesn’t become a shitty choice for OP, just because you couldn’t imagine it working for you. It would be a shitty choice for OP if it didn’t work for OP
Or each person has evolved in concert…
way to respect other people’s choices, man.
I respect their right to make that choice, even if it’s a shitty choice. And that’s more important.
true words
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Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
I got married while in school and just before starting my internship. Going through school married is awesome.
The time in life where you’re most likely to experience sexuality and get laid. And instead you spend it exploring sexuality with a loved one. I mean… it could have been worse.
Yeah, I’d say so. At 22 the human brain isn’t even fully developed. Tim and his wife are children acting out some theatrics inculcated by their (almost always) religious community. Then again, I live in an American state that embraces education and critical thinking, so my assumption is ol Tim is from Utah, or some other regressive theocratic place where they’d rather nip autonomy in the bud and tether young people to a prescribed way of life that hasn’t otherwise existed outside of these antideluvian pockets for the last 70 years.
But I’m probably reading too much into it.
This reads like a 16 year old posting a pseudo intellectual argument so they can feel smart.
“Brain is only mature when it is no longer developing, that is, when it is stagnant and decaying”
lol, ok.
this sounds kind of… completely crazy to be honest
also, isn’t the human brain fully developed in most people by the age of 21? or it’s 25, i dont remember. but even if it is 25, 22 is really close. i see no problem in marrying at that age
It never really finishes developing, and the 25 number is taken way out of context. There’s no nice number here.
makes sense. i thought most people agreed to the “18 year olds have their brains developed enough to make life-long choices” thing, but i guess not.
of course though, there’s variation and 18, just like 21 and 25, is just an estimate.
lol, solid endorsement
People throughout history have been married way younger.
It’s only a very recent phenomenon in 90% of the world that people don’t get married by 22. Even go back to the 80s and 90s which weren’t that long ago - getting married under 25 was exceptionally common
