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Bit narrow for satisfactory booty plundering imho, although that wheel looks convenient for tying people to before you make them “walk the plank”.
I like the cut of your jib.
“Your bed is a car.”
“Yeah but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car.”
“I sleep in a big bed with my wife”
This ikea sucks.
Perfect bed for living somewhere that floods all the time.
I want this, but as a coffin.
Gonna shiver them timbers, am I right?
It’s a cool bed, but nobody’s gonna shiver your timbers but yourself. Are you willing to pay that price?
holds tongue
“I have to change the pirate sheets.”