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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

YARRRR!

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YARRRR!

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    “Your bed is a car.”

    “Yeah but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car.”

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      “I sleep in a big bed with my wife”

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Perfect bed for living somewhere that floods all the time.

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    Bit narrow for satisfactory booty plundering imho, although that wheel looks convenient for tying people to before you make them “walk the plank”.

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      I like the cut of your jib.

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    Gonna shiver them timbers, am I right?

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      It’s a cool bed, but nobody’s gonna shiver your timbers but yourself. Are you willing to pay that price?

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    I want this, but as a coffin.

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    This ikea sucks.

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    holds tongue

    “I have to change the pirate sheets.”

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