Sworn brother, help me, I’m stuck in the washing machine
Brings a whole new meaning to “taking an oath in the peach orchard”
Is that your Green Dragon Crescent Blade or are you just happy to see me?
o-oh, uhhh…ah…well uhh…fuck
I’ve been skipping a lot of the nonsense dialogue so sometimes my brain will half read stuff like this and go, ‘wait, wtf did i just read’. This is not the only dialogue line that is like this
I want you inside me
Tonight, I wish to etch the features of your face and the sound of your voice into my memory.
Who would win, one beardy boi or Lu Bu?
“Do not pursue the Lu Bu” has a whole new meaning now
I swear there’s intense sexual tension in all the MC dialogues regardless of gender, even with Dong Zhuo
It can’t be just me, right?