My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he’ll shoe you. And they’ve always had a few drinks.
Not sure if typo or form of attack…
He’ll literally hoof you.
He’ll stick a shoe up your hole, for sure.
You only have to ask?
I’m used to having to pay for that treatment.
I don’t know where you’ve been, lad, but I see you’ve won first prize.
I’ve been to Scotland.
Well, gratz on winning first prize!
I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.
Are you sure the phone didn’t bugger you up?
… Do they carry Femboy Oats at Morrison’s, or did you have to make do with Scott’s?
At first glance, I thought he was on the phone.
Lt. Dan, you got legs!
OH MY GOD SQUID WE GET IT YOU MOVED TO THE UK /s
Even the clergy over here are prone to a nice frock.
The fact she thought that was “progressive” is fucking horrifying, let’s be honest here 😅
Compared to America, it sure as fuck is. And a queer kid thinking she is seeing something queer-friendly on a product is pretty special. Unfortunately, that wasn’t what she saw.
