- My testicles can definitely use that heat dissipation. - Mine too, haha 
 
- The Romans wore skirts and thought pants were weird barbarian garments. They were right about one thing at least 
- Even an ankle-length dress/skirt is more breezy than pants/trousers. In case you don’t feel like sharing your knees with the world. - The world needs to see my beautiful knees! - Yes we do! - Not mine, though. I own my varicose veins but I don’t love them. I do love a long swishy skirt. And my cat likes to hide underneath and then POUNCE! out at whatever hair-tie or bottle-top she’s chasing. 
 
 
- Dress: ☺️ - Dress with tulle crinoline: 😚✌️ - What’s tulle crinoline? - This thingy, wear it under the dress  - to give it that ✨ p o o f ✨  - Go make that amazon impulse purchase and be a Touhou character in real life 😆 - That’s a petticoat! I sew them because I want MAXIMUM poof for my skirts and dresses. (:  - You’re probably not going to find good ones on Am×zon, though. They’ll more than likely be sad and flat and/or “deflate” rather quickly. 
 
 
 
- I did this when I had to prep for a colonoscopy. Too powerful doesn’t begin to describe it. 
- I read that as booty. 
- Kilts rule too 
- Easier to have a quickie. 





