I could totally imagine a clothed pig sitting in front of a computer
Literally me (to be fair I’m not always clothed).
A pig wearing a shirt and tie, but no pants.
So the average cartoon character
Isn’t there a very famous children’s story about a pig that is more equal than the other pigs?
I wouldn’t exactly call it a children’s story
My school had me read it when I was a kid.
I think you could read it to children.
You can read anything to children…
I once saw someone read a Metallica song to their kid as a bedtime story.
Hush little baby, Don’t say a word…
Four legs good
Two legs
badbetter
How am I supposed to imagine a clothed pig splicing fiber cables or setting up a rack full of communications equipment with fiber patches. They don’t even have opposable thumbs, how can they unplug an LC plug with its retention clip?
If my job isn’t real I’m taking the internet down with me, then he can read his hand drawn memes to his neighbor.
Take the Internet. We’ll be fine.
pats 1998 Encyclopedia Britannica
I’m embarassed to admit that before reading your comment I was not aware that encyclopedia britannica was available in hardcopy
Am I missing the obvious sarcasm that is somehow not mentioned? as in this pig is an obvious CLASS TRAITOR for being a pig that sells parts of (presumably) other pigs?
It’s allll beef, no pig :)
Why is the pig a cannibal
It’s human meat.
Its just a long pig
Or is pork short human?
They roughly have the intelligence of a 3 year-old, so…
My God they could run for Congress
Pairs well with mountain oysters.
Understandable, have a great day.
🎶Big man, pig man… haha how charade you are…🎶
Capitalism makes cannibals of us all. 😔
Need entrepreneurial animal farm with a French guillotine twist
They’re eating human
Pig in a cute sweater planing war crimes.This looks nice.
So a billionaire is a real job now? I don’t even have to imagine a billionaire being a pig, they all already are!
Being billionaire is not a job.
that’s what I’m saying, but a pig could be it in a children’s story
All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.
In this hypothetical situation, if you can’t imagine a fanciful depiction of a pig doing it, then it isn’t a job. But the opposite isn’t necessarily true. Just because you can imagine a fanciful depiction of a pig doing it doesn’t necessarily mean it is a job, just that it could be.
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Edit: huh, the ‘+’ did do what i intended but didn’t believe it would work.
You can’t convince me the pig in the third pic isn’t Winne the 🇨🇳 Pooh.
Don’t worry guys, it’s human meat so it’s not weird.
I dare you to find a job that can’t be portrayed like that.
Hacker Pig? sure!
Neo matrix Pig? Sure
Politician? Almost indistinguishable
Holywood Director Pig? Nearly by default
Slaughterhouse Pig… NGL, that hits different, but still, I can see that.
Does a muppet count?
Richard Scarry to the rescue
Ah, the pig is preparing soylent oligarch-green, a most sustainable job, I applaud you, pig.
Now I’m imagining a pig wearing programming socks.
This makes me feel sad about my job, but i upvote anyway
