It’s a win win, one less dirty liberal and I have funds to start over somewhere else.
That $5 million isn’t for you
But I want it
Ok, I will pass this on to them.
Thank you. Oh, tell trump I like his… that time he was in the truck. You know, talk me up.
Tell him I’ll sell mine $3m.
Catch is “somewhere else” wants 6 million to make you a citizen.
Sweet! I’m gonna have 11 million bucks!
I knew inflation was high but wow. The economy has really gone to shit.
Have you SEEN the price of eggs???
I can’t afford to look at them
You moved instances
I’d suspect the five million ain’t going to be worth much after Trump is done.
Exchange it quick and get out.
I don’t think he has that authority, but he’d do it anyway. Except he wouldn’t, because fuck you.
If this was plausible, you would never receive real money, and likely a dogshit Trump crypto coin that no rational ledger or bank would honor.
They would pay you “$5 million” Trump-Bucks and in reality it would be worth a pathetically impossibly impotent microscopic amount of real legal tender.
And then they would tell you to fuck off in the most publicly rude method possible to dog whistle to their racist bigoted MAGA base.
I got $3.50
Yo sign me up for real
Send me back to the homeland of… Scotland? Germany? Finland would be ok
Canada, England, Australia, the moon.
Any of these are better than here.
I’d say Mars, but… well, I’m just going to go ahead and guess that Elon has a slave colony self-building there somewhere as we speak.
I would sell mine if I can get EU citizenship.
Otherwise I’d be stuck in some airport and that ain’t fun
If that happens, I will sell my citizenship and give you a hundred thousand dollars of it.
