You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
Lol this is my favorite so far
Wilhelm Scream
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Windows 95 “Ta-Da”
Excellent question and one frankly I’ve been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
Goat scream
Lol love it!
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”
exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder
So bold
it should be so loud that every time i’m eating beans i’m muttering to everyone how sorry i am
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
