That hose and nozzle cost more than a cheap bidet.
Cheaper than the free nozzle and hose, that have been rotting in the back of the shed for the past 2 years? I don’t think so.
An expensive bidet is cheaper than the water damage that will inevitably result after having rotting hose that is always under pressure and running through the house.
In Taiwan, the older bathrooms have something similar to this but on the side. It has enough pressure to put out fires and please women.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-Silver-Stainless-Steel-Handheld-Bidet-Sprayer-Set-for-Personal-Hygiene/5492494282?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&selectedOfferId=A7988F8E822636B5BF7E36251372780F&conditionGroupCode=1&gQT=1 I have one (not this model but it wasn’t much more) on my toilet and I can highly recommend it. Saves a lot of money on TP.
I should start stressing out
A real bidet is well worth a modest investment if you have the cash to spare, but this could work too.
I would just suggest rubber-banding the sprayer into the “on” position and keeping a kink in the hose easily reachable in front of the toilet. That way, you can simply unkink the hose to spray and rekink it when you’re done. No need to reach down under the dirty bits just to activate it.
Kinky.
That’s some peak landlord energy, I love it!
This isn’t efficiency. This is a fetish. Bro is power washing his lower intestines.
Ok, you poke fun but there are public bathrooms in Italy that have a hose and nozzle just like this near the toilet so you can rinse.
it’s elite as fuck tbh compared to unwashed American buttholes
If people don’t know already, bidets are fairly cheap and easy to setup. And they will pay for themselves quickly by not having to use nearly as much, or any, toilet paper. I highly recommend. We installed them on both of our bathrooms and it is such a quality of life improvement
I bought a cheap $30 bidet during the pandemic. It was an awful experience. Told everyone how overrated bidets were.
Then last year, I decided to try again, but this was a top shelf fancy $300 bidet. My god, it was like night and day. My butthole never felt so pristine.
If you hate bidets, look at the more higher end ones.
By the by, pristine is commonly used to mean “perfect spotless/like new/cherry” but actually means more like untouched/never cleaned/left alone/original state.
This fact brought to you by my ADHD! Byeeeeeeee!
The hero we needed.
Hmm, personally I’m using a $20 manually operated travel bidet and my butthole feels like freshly showered.
I guess, the advantage of it being manually operated is that I can decide the water pressure by how strongly I squeeze the bottle.
Another advantage is that I have a firm handshake now. 🙃I bought a cheap $30 bidet during the pandemic.
Same, but I’m actually pretty happy with mine. 🤷
Followed instructions, now I speak in water.
A pain in the ass, on use.
Set the handle under the seat so it is pressure activated.
I prefer to finish pooping before receiving a high velocity enema
Sometimes it pushes it back up for another day or two.
Why do you hate efficiency?
I ain’t no expert, but I would rather have a normal poop release than a two-day-drier, rock hard, anus ripper
Look at this person living the high life full of privileges where they can poop everyday regularly.
Those are my favorite.
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But if you wait until after you don’t even need an enema
You can buy a shattaf (bidet sprayer) for like $20.
Shattaf uck up.
Spray that cooch!
Auto shutoff when you fall off.
Solid design.
