Do I get all three tacos or just one?
Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
I’m concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn’t waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
Jam the taco into the lock. Y’know, just to make sure.
Take one taco, the three stooges can fight over the last two while you get out.
I had the same question but it doesn’t really matter
I’d save the plate
This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.
Not a fan of tacos at all, but I’ll save them for someone who is.
I’ll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.
Not a fan of tacos at all
Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
ETA: I’m pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.
I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
If you can call that living.
The only food you really need is Indian food.
Now this I can agree with.
I think saying this in America’s west / south west is a felony.
Maybe, but if even if you only take food from north America into consideration mexican food is still second place to Cajun/creole food…
Louisiana might agree with you, but the rest of North America would probably fight you on that. Nachos are a staple of every single sporting stadium here.
Which country? You need some good Mexican food ASAP
I’m not comfortable sharing that info, but I’ve tried some Mexican food in my travels. Wasn’t bad, but I doubt it was authentic.
Sadly that seems to describe most of Europe. I would love to try some proper Mexican food. But according to people who had it they haven’t found a place here that makes good stuff.
I went to a Mexican restaurant in Terra Haute once.
They used Ragu as enchilada sauce.
This has killed my spirit a little.
Oh. Your. God.
I’m not sure if it’s just a food crime or elevated all the way to a hate crime against your tongue.
London, UK. Been to a taco place, and a Burrito place or two. Underwhelmed.
Any fellow Londoners care to recommend a decent Mexican place? There must be some here.
Wahaca?
I don’t think that anyone can just not like tacos at all, because they aren’t just one thing. It’s like a sandwich with bread, then whatever you want to put in it; beef, chicken, pork, shrimp, fish, or whatever protein you want and spices/vegitables/toppings. Maybe you don’t like Taco Bell, but there’s tacos out there you’d love.
For sure. I explained in another comment that I have very little exposure to Mexican. I don’t dislike it I just don’t love it, because I barely know it.
That’s fair. It’s pretty easy to do at home if you want to try it. You may need to mix your spices yourself if you can’t find a spice mix, but I’m sure all the spices are available that you’d need. Just get some tortillas (soft, not hard), ground beef or chicken (or whatever else), tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and you’ll be good to go. Maybe look it up online to find inspiration for what to add/what spices you need.
I’ll have a look sometime, thanks.
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where’s the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
You have the heart of a hero
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.
I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.
He’s got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.
I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.
You can’t sell things to their owner.
Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.
You can always make more delicious tacos.
You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.
I’m vegan. I pick the tacos
I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
I’m not even hungry and I’m saving the tacos.
I don’t like getting burned, I’m gonna go get a burrito somewhere
All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
That’s probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.
Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.
Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don’t you?
Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.
I hate cilantro…
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I pick the tacos
I’d take the taco, and I wouldn’t even say thank you.
I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?
I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
Can’t take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways…
I mean… It’s literally genetic. The aldehydes in cilantro usually aren’t strong enough for people to taste. But if you want to know what I taste when I eat cilantro, go crush a stink bug, it’s the same chemical.
Apparently I can desensitize myself to it, and I want to. Certainly would open up a lot of options in foods I’m already a fan of (if you leave out the cilantro).
I’m weird. I can fully recognize the part that taste like soap. It isn’t strong or overpowering, but I can recognize the taste. Still love cilantro for the rest of the flavors it gives. I guess kinda like how beets taste a bit like dirt to me, but I still like beets and beet juice. Or truffle oil having an “earthy” flavor to me.
I wish I could taste the other flavors. That’s actually why I was considering desensitizing myself to it. I get the dirt and earthy, but I love both of those the same. I’ve been growing my palette, but it took me nearly two decades to find hops that I could stand to start desensitizing myself to that bitter.
It’s a genetic thing, you don’t need to fuck about.
I’m a fully brown person with fully brown ancestry and cilantro tastes like soap
Things white people use to call other white people white and somehow feel good or something
