I really hope he picked up the avocade seed afterwards…

I don’t speak German but I’m pretty sure “schmecken mein lieber” is dirty.

At least, I know I’ll be saying it the next time I get laid.

I wouldn’t say no to that.

You need to get something to keep busy in the S-Bahn, since it’s going to take 40% longer than planned anyway.

TIHI.

The smell…I’d feel nauseus pretty much from the get go. >_<