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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Vampires are from Jersey

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Vampires are from Jersey

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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    Californians: “idk, he just kept asking and I kept saying, like, the beach? The coast? The seaside? Eventually he just stormed off in a huff, but, yeah, no, super weird guy. I still don’t know what he wanted.”

    Context: as long as I’ve been on the west coast, I’ve literally never heard anyone call it the shore.

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      Lived in FL for 28 years and the last time I heard it called the shore was in Ocean City, MD In 1997

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        Yea we call our side the Eastern Shore.

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      Lmao, I was having the same thought. “Shore” wouldn’t have crossed my mind unless I’m talking about Gulf Shores. And that’s a beach town in my mind. Hell, I grew up close enough to Jersey and have lived near the Gulf of Mexico for over 20 years; “shore” just isn’t in my vocab like that

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    Except it doesn’t work that way. It’s not about wordplay, but the esoteric power of being explicitly invited.

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      But it does work that way because vamipres are made up and so are the rules

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        Counterpoint: Buffy (the series, not the movie, not the comic) is the only true vampire canon, and everything else is fanfic, and older stuff is from future time travelers writing fanfic.

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          Mhhh interesting point.

          I will take it into consideration :D

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    How does the lore work? Does the vampire need to hear the right thing or does the person need to mean the right thing?

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      The whole thing is vampire propaganda to make the general population feel more safe

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        Big Blood is playing us for fools

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      If I were making the rules, intent would be what mattered.

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        Otherwise vampires would be getting invited in because some word means “enter” or whatever in a different language.

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          Mellon!

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            (WoW orc voice) “Speak, friend.”

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    Doesn’t matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Vampires stopped existing when a wild hermit man once declared that the entire outside was their home.

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      Ah, the Harry Dresden Assassination technique

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    Vampires are from Staten Island and Noo Yawk Citttttaaaaaay.

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      Tucson Arizonia

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        No they’re just regular human bartenders there.

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        No Jackie Daytona is a normal human from Tucson Arizoniia you fool.

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      A lot of us in NOLA, too! And Denver for some reason…

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    The beach. Bitch.

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      Coast

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        Coast on inside? Don’t mind if i do!

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    I’m pretty sure the magic preventing a vampire from entering without permission would not be overcome so easily.

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      Its not magic if its real.

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    me: coast?
    vampire: Mhm -_- How would you pronouce the first three letters of “yesterday” may i come in?

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      Well the first letter is pronounced like the word why. The next one, is like the second name of rapper easy e. Now that third letter, thats a real fun pronunciation. How familiar are you with the 18th president of the USA?

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        Not very, but his name was “Ulysses S. Grant” wasn’t it may I come in?

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    “A Beatles song, XXXterday.”

    Yes No

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      Three characters you say.

      No!terday

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    a sphincter says what?

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    /c/wellthatsucks

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    I’m from Jersey (New). I go down the shore, and while down the shore I go to the beach. This is how it’s always been and always will be (until the shore comes up to me because we’ve destroyed the environment)!

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      Maryland here. The shore isn’t the ocean or beach. It’s the shore.

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    Sinners was so fucking good

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    how is the answer to this yes?

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      Shore can sound like “sure”

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    Unexpected Bergerac.

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