🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon wants thissh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1836arrow-down12
arrow-up1834arrow-down1imageAnon wants thissh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 months agoSure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
minus-squareForeverComical@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoThe being taught to raid England part seems lit.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoMFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle Our culture is not a costume.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI need more of this show
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·2 months agosince I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoAlso, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
minus-squareNatanael@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIt wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoTake her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down4·edit-22 months agoif you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 months ago And? If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
minus-squareFarmTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoyou know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoI’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
minus-squareVanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIt’s an open relationship, fundie.
Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.
MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle
Our culture is not a costume.
I need more of this show
since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
god i love sex
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
It’s an open relationship, fundie.