Draconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agoillegal rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1421arrow-down16cross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zonefurry_irl@pawb.socialflippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1415arrow-down1imageillegal rulei.imgur.comDraconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square16fedilinkcross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zonefurry_irl@pawb.socialflippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squaredrosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoYeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 month ago“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m” – excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWhat’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
Yeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m”
– excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
What’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
Death, I guess? 🤷