LadyButterflyshe/her@lazysoci.al to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 8 days agoThat's melazysoci.alimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1878arrow-down111
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minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 days agoJust a warning - they might actually notice you doing it, and are waiting on you to steal a certain dollar amount (link shows thresholds for different US states) before they come after you so they can charge you with a felony.
minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 days agoSteal $799 (in CA, as far as I know) [Edit: its actually $949, $950 is felony] then wait out the statute of limitations, and repeat 😎
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoA 1970’s law saying it’s a felony if people steal more than $199 (cumulatively) is insane. How many for-profit prisons are in New Jersey again…?
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoSo don’t go over $500 in any state but New Jersey. Cool!
Just a warning - they might actually notice you doing it, and are waiting on you to steal a certain dollar amount (link shows thresholds for different US states) before they come after you so they can charge you with a felony.
Steal
$799 (in CA, as far as I know)[Edit: its actually $949, $950 is felony] then wait out the statute of limitations, and repeat 😎A 1970’s law saying it’s a felony if people steal more than $199 (cumulatively) is insane. How many for-profit prisons are in New Jersey again…?
So don’t go over $500 in any state but New Jersey. Cool!