SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 天前Make a new friend!lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down110
arrow-up1364arrow-down1imageMake a new friend!lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 天前message-square34fedilink
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 天前maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 天前Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed. Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 天前and that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 天前so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 天前this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 天前this is how i feel about work
maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
and that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
The forking is the best part.
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
How YOU doin’?
this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
this is how i feel about work
those jaywalks were lousy