My pronouns are annoying and make you want to scratch because they/it/she.
mine are he/him, because he-hem (*clears throat*), I am waiting for my pink hammer, Potter, and its been 10 minutes already
My pronouns are she/her because :3
My pronouns are her and she, because I love chocolate so much that I’ll even eat the shitty type that tastes like vomit to Europeans.
it allegedly tastes better from other countries. american hershey bars are just fucking disgusting
When you don’t have the same taste associations as Europeans, they are edible.
My family disowned me when I said I liked Hershey bars - like it’s some kind of choice!
He/They… Because I’ll never be Him.
my all time favorite pronoun joke is a Mario voice actor calmly saying
“oh you’re into pronouns huh?..”
before transitioning into a full Mario tell…
“well how about YOU LET ME SHE/THEM TIDDIES-”
before breaking and laughing hysterically as the audio cuts out
childish? sure, but listening to Mario make a pronoun joke about boobs at the top of his lungs will never not be funny to me.
A close second is a TikTok type video where the punchline is “Me going into the gender neutral bathroom about to take the biggest she/it of my LIFE”
