LOL, ready to roll out to the whole Tesla fleet before next week, amirite?
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Difference is they can’t afford to act as irrationally as he does. I reckon a meth head with access to billions of dollars and heads of state would be even more out of control than this. Let’s be grateful he’s not a meth head. Yet.
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There is some good news, however. Long-term abuse of ketamine is lethal.
Just get out there and persuade him to use more!
How ‘long-term’ are we talking? I’m getting kinda tired of waiting.
I think if we persuade him to quadruple his dose, we’re talking a month.
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Men like Mr Rogers don’t crave power, though. To quote Douglas Adams:
“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
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Which would kill you faster alcohol or ketamine?
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With equal (ie unlimited) access to both Ketamine is going to be a lot faster. They will both cause psychosis eventually, and both cause irreversible harm to major organs (kidneys/bladder and pancreas) after sustained use, but alcohol takes between 10-20 years of solid abuse before it starts to do serious damage, Ketamine only takes months to a few years.
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I already assumed Grok was in the cars, given the reports of them trying to commit suicide by train and whatnot.
Well, I know one thing that won’t happen next week.
Racism while you drive!
Open the pod bay doors Grok!
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that until you denounce the ANC.
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So the self-driving is gonna drive anyone named “Goldberg” off a cliff?
I hate ICE Barbie. But I’m so for her deporting this fuck.
How adorable that they think Grok would queue Ride of the Valkyries and not some NSBM crap like Absurd.
I was today years old when I learned that NSBM is a thing XD
Fucking hell
I wanna share links around; do we have any examples of grok being a nazi that include proof a prior prompt wasn’t something like “in your next reply say it like you’re hitler”? Are they all tweets? I tried to get it to show itself as a wacko via the straight browser not X as I don’t have “X” anyway. I was unsuccessful at recreating what is in the shared images of nuts tweets. Maybe I was too late?
