I’m pretty sure RFK Jr’s brainworm died of starvation.
and was still elected four times! what a politician!
I wish the maga loyalists would start their own country and leave ours. If I have to choose between orange asshole and brain worm… I think we’re better off with brain worm.
texas apparently has a secession clause. I’ll let 'em have it
That ended with the civil war.
Too plausible. Probably gonna happen in the next few years. Also there’s no way we’re making it to 2048 on this trajectory. We probably won’t even make it to the overflow of the signed 32-bit Unix timestamp.
Fuck it, let the worms rule.
All hail RFK’s brain worm!
I know not what the second civil war would be, but the third would be fought between worm and horse dewormer apologets.
RFK’s brain worm died from ingesting toxic food.
He got parasites from eating road kill.
Among other nasty habits, yes. (do dead whales even count as roadkill? beachkill?)(and don’t even get me started with his swimming habits.)
