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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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      You can workout every day and still do all the other things. Good luck keeping a relationship though hah

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    Sedentary September sounds better

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      I’ve already started in Jerk-off July

  • ghostlychonk@lemmy.world
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    I don’t think I can go back to my 20s.

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Lol Brokie

      /s

  • Nounka@lemmy.world
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    Already 5.5/7. Woohoo And i am female… Doos that makes me male?

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      i’m sorry you weren’t assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.

    • Aqarius@lemmy.world
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      'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.

      • ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

        Wait a minute…

        • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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          Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they’re supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    500 greater than steps per day

    • Cyclist@lemmy.world
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      Yeah so I did the math. 500 is supposed greater than your number of steps per day.

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    People don’t know how to use greater-than or less-than symbols

    • na_th_an@lemmy.world
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      If you read it aloud it doesn’t sound right, but from a mathematical perspective it’s saying the number of steps per day should be less than 500, which I think is the intention of the writer, no?

      • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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        x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓

      • VioletSoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        People don’t know how to use greater-than or less-than symbols

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        Yes that’s the intention but they got the order wrong, it would make more sense if it was written as ateps/day < 500

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      They where busy… walking?

  • Magnum, P.I.@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I feel attacked

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      I feel successful

  • Furbag@lemmy.world
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    The first two seem too loosely defined. Does it count if I just log on to e621.net, select latest/popular and then close the window down? Or do I actually have to watch porn and masturbate to completion? Does daily alcohol count if I drink a Bud Light, or make myself a fancy cocktail? Or do I need to get blackout drunk?

    Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming (I don’t have the attention span for it anymore) and running on 5 hours or less of sleep.

  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    Challenge? Bro this is just life

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      I do believe that is the joke.

  • Alenalda@lemmy.world
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    Takeout every day? Your monthly food bills gotta be over 1k

    • kinther@lemmy.world
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      One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That’s $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Maybe the old sizes, their servings are miniscule now. And the prices went the opposite direction.

      • Bizzle@lemmy.world
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        Sometimes I’ll get two chipotle bowls if I’m feeling especially peckish

    • etchinghillside@reddthat.com
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      We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Cicis pizza buffet.

        Just don’t eat 22 slices in 45 minutes.

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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          Gourmet take out especially at that sweet $1.50!

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    More than, 500 steps a day!? What do you think I am–active?

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      While it did use the greater-than symbol, it was arranged unconventionally. The way it’s written is “500 is greater than steps per day,” meaning don’t walk too much, which fits with the rest of the author’s theme.

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        That’s not how that works, though… It is 100 % what they meant, but not at all how you use greater than/less than signs in text.

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          You do…?

          Let n be the number of steps

          500 > n >= 0
          For example

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            Sure, I might have worded myself a bit clumsily. I meant using them in a conversational way. They’re trying to say “less than 500 steps,” which is very different from “500 is larger than steps per day” in tone.

            My point was just that in normal speech and writing you would say “less than 500”, which would be written “< 500” if you insisted on using the mathematical sign.

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        No. Steps/day is the unit. They used the symbol incorrectly

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    finally a challenge i can rise up to!

  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    Does frozen pizza count as takeout?

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    Finally a realistic challenge.

  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    But my home cooked meals slap!

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      I despise cooking but now do it almost exclusively because I can fart together a better meal than the cold, mushy, expensive, incorrect much of the time takeout.

      I gotta decline the challenge over this point. Everything else seems reasonable.

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