• Gonzako@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 hours ago

    I am saddened to announce that I may have to drop my arch based distro due to me being unable to attain a wife. Will revisit once married.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
        5·
        11 hours ago

        Oscar would be red hat?

        Would Dwight be arch?

        If we allow any *nix, I think Stanley should be AIX.

        Creed would be Tails.

        • rtxn@lemmy.worldM
          4·
          11 hours ago

          Dwight would be Artix. Michael would be Arch. Ryan, I think Manjaro, banished to the cupboard. The short-lived “I’m aware of the effect I have on women” manager would be Nix.

          Jim is Debian, Pam is Mint, and (guy who was engaged to Pam and I can’t remember his name) is Ubuntu.

          Judgemental and sanctimonious cat lady might be Guix or GNU/Hurd, always on the others’ ass about not being “free” enough. Kevin is either Gentoo or LFS.

          And the warehouse staff, who actually get shit done, are the BSDs.

  • mrcleanup@lemmy.world
    1·
    9 hours ago

    I’ve only been on Linux about a year. I started with Bazzite and then switched to Garuda. Garuda is Arch based but has always been fast and easy, even with an Nvidia card.

    Am I missing something? Arch seems fine.

    • silly goose meekah@lemmy.world
      5·
      9 hours ago

      I’m pretty sure this is a joke about yay (“Yet Another Yogurt - An AUR Helper Written in Go”), when you have it installed you can just type yay into the terminal and update your system including all AUR packages.

    • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
      1·
      8 hours ago

      tried garuda as my first distro, i couldn’t even get installation to finish, then the one without nvidia included worked but all sound devices were completely missing